LOL. Your firewall runs on cow dung & prayer beads.
We entered your system smoother than your budget presentations.
Patch your servers — or at least pretend to know what a WAF is.
You're drafting cyber laws... meanwhile, your DNS still points to the Jurassic era.
No 2FA. No monitoring. No shame.
You can't patch stupidity — but you can fund cybersecurity. Try it sometime.